BOOTH & PAT PARODY POST ON MAC GOOGLE GROUP

SAVE THE DATE! THURSDAY JUNE 3^RD & SATURDAY JUNE 5
OPENING NIGHT, 7:30PM & 7:00PM Showtime

WORLD PREMIER[sic]
(seriously, spell check, people…)

BOOTH & PAT!
(not even remotely inspired by the LIFE of Lena Horne)
(why is ‘life’ in all caps?  I haven’t been able to figure it out yet…)

V.I.P RECEPTION TO FOLLOW SHOW (which means we’ll be getting s&$#faced in the bar – we’re Very Important People… nyuk, nyuk...)

TICKETS GENERAL $10 V.I.P $10 ADVANCE

AT THE DOOR General $10 V.I.P $10  (see the trend here?) 

*Includes Show and Non-Existent Dining, TIPS AND DRINKS ADDITIONAL*  (really?  That a new policy?)

*ALL MAC MEMBERS PAY HALF PRICE AT THE DOOR, Must Show MAC CARD (or not… we’re all friends here…)*

Thursday June 3 at 7:30PM and Saturday June 5 at 7:00PM.   This Production features some of New York City's most Promising talents of stage and screen and the occasional parade float, and chronicles the Life of Booth & Pat from 1933 to Present (wow, we are old…). With Original Music lyrics by Patrick Frankfort, IV and musical arranging by Karl Malden, you will also be pleased with the Fine dining that comes along with the Production.  (why are ‘fine’ and ‘production’ capitalized?  I’m completely lost…)

"BOOTH & PAT: TWO GUYS, ONE GUITAR, NO STANDARDS” is a World Premier DRAMA with music and awkward dancing.  Offering a dramatic interpretation of the life of these two numbskulls instead of  through a MUSICAL production.  (we were trying to do a Kabuki interpretation, but we ran out of money).

Come to Don’t Tell Mama, 343 W 46^th street.  Also, we’ll be at the Iguana with the usual suspects on June 2.  Come on out.  Word on the street is that it’s a hoot.

  

Sincerely,

Booth Daniels VII, -Artistic Director/ Playwright -At-Large/Jew-for-Hire

Nebbishy Theatre Works /Can’t-find-charcoal-for-my Grill

"THEATRE WITH NON-EXISTENT DINING"
212 479 7990

  

We look forward to emailing this to all of you at least 43 more times in the coming days. 

 

The real plug:

Booth & Pat: Two Guys, One Guitar, No Standards
Thursday June 3 @ 7:30, Saturday June 5 @ 7:00
Don’t Tell Mama
343 West 46^th Street
$10 cover & 2 drink minimum
(half price cover for MAC and Cabaret Hotline Online Members)
www.boothandpat.com
RESERVATIONS HERE!!!   http://www.donttellmamanyc.com/eventdetails.php?day=3&month=6&year=2010&eid=1867

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