DOES ANYONE REALIZE THAT THE ACADEMY AWARDS ARE TONIGHT?

Just about every year I can remember, at least two or three ACADEMY AWARD events were held in the local cabaret venues here in NYC. But an extensive search of the club venue websites this morning unearthed only one - at COMIX on West 14th Street. I haven't been in a movie theater in several years, and though I get HBO on cable at my apartment, I rarely watch it - maybe once a month. So I have completely lost track of who is who and what is what when it comes to Hollywood. So I plan to be at Will Trice's show at THE LAURIE BEECHMAN at 8:30 pm tonight - and there are other cabaret events going on all over the place as well for other "who cares who wins - who's running anyway" folks like me.