Cabaret legend Steve Hayes, along with Tom Cayler, makes a rare cabaret appearance at DON'T TELL MAMA (343 West 46th Street, NYC - 212-757-0788 - ) in a new comedy in one act for two actors called "Stories We Tell Ourselves." Performances are scheduled for Mondays, May 25th and June 1st & 8th, both shows at 7:00 pm. The comedy portrays a dipso with a secret who meets a "9 o'clock gay with a 12 o'clock past. Its a "film noir sendup" where men are men and women are more so. There is an $8 cover with a 2-drink minimum. Mr. Hayes is one of the most creative folks in cabaret - from the Bruce Hopkins-Helene Kelly era - the true golden age of cabaret.